HITS
· Sorry, Mozart, we're going with Kelly Clarkson's ''My Life Would Suck
Without You'' as the best song in the history of the universe
· With a Golden Globe award and gigs at the inauguration and Super Bowl,
it's the Year of the Boss. Again!
· Thanks, SNL. Now the Doogie Howser theme song will be in our heads for
another 20 years... No. Seriously. Thanks!
NEAR MISSES
· The prospect of a Janis-and-Chloe showdown on 24
· Ads for He's Just Not That Into You mention MySpace, revealing to the
world that the movie has been on the shelf since the Mesozoic era
MISSES
· Dear Feminism: We apologize. Love, the cast of Bride Wars
· Who died and made Toby Young a Top Chef judge? Please resurrect that
person. A corpse would be preferable.
NOT EVEN CLOSE
· Angelina, you're supposed to try to look happy when someone else wins in
your category.
· Fox takes show's title literally: inexplicably renews 'Til Death


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