''If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate,
it's losing and getting cancer.''
—Kenny Powers (Danny McBride), in his motivational audiotape, on Eastbound & Down
''I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreams.''
—Tyson Apostol, before Tribal Council, on Survivor: Tocantins
''I say, To know her is to love her; to love her is to hate her.''
—Ramona Singer, on fellow Housewife Jill Zarin, on The Real Housewives
of New York City
''One [American Idol] standout was sprightly 16-year-old Allison Iraheta, who has the maturity of a chain-smoking slot-machine player three times
her age.''
—Joel McHale on The Soup
''I want a ring so big that it gives me back problems.''
—Elisa (Salma Hayek), after Jack proposes, on 30 Rock
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