''I don't like chatty. I don't do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people.'' — Nurse Jackie (Edie Falco), to a new nursing student, on Nurse Jackie
''I don't know, but I'll have a good gay pick out something red and fabulous.'' — Kathy Griffin, on what she'll wear when she's burning in hell, on Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
''Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.'' — Jon Stewart on The Daily Show
''Oxygen has a new show Dance Your Ass Off, where overweight people lose weight through dancing. Richard Simmons must have his dolphin shorts in a bunch. He invented fat people dancing.'' — Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately
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