'American Idol' recap: Boys of Slumber

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John Park should've been ticketed for excessive melisma while covering John Mayer

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And finally, since it's late, and I want to get this column posted before the rooster crows for his fourth cup of joe, let's break the last two singers down, Twitter-style (140 characters or less) after the bold-face intro:

The cat whose pitch problems are killing him. John Park: Picks John Mayer song (too soon!) with limited range, still has pitch problems? Hairstyle better suited to glam power lesbian.

The hombre who's killing it, despite his pitch problems. Lee Dewyze: Mastered fine art of making eye-love to camera; gorgeous growl would be better in tune and not on hideous 'Lips of an Angel.'

And finally, a breakdown of tonight's grades:
Alex Lambert: B +
Michael Lynche: B +
Lee Dewyze: B
Aaron Kelly: B-
Casey James: C+
Andrew Garcia: C+
Todrick Hall: C
Tim Urban: C-
John Park: D
Jermaine Sellers: D

What did you think of Idol's men this week? Who was your favorite? Who's going home? (I'm guessing Jermaine Sellers and Tim Urban.) Share your thoughts in the comments section, and don't forget to watch last week's Idolatry embedded below. Oh, and if you don't already, do follow me on Twitter @EWMichaelSlezak.