Well would you look at the clock! Time to bring Part Two to a close!
Wait! I want you to answer these quest...
Come back here in two weeks, when we'll continue our trip through history by jumping ahead in time and explain how Carrie brought Richard Alpert, Eloise Hawking, and Charles Widmore to the Island.
NO! You can't...
We'll also cover the Dharma years, PLUS answer the tricky questions of the Island's baby-making problem, Hurley's curse, and all things Walt.
You don't have answers, do you? You're avoiding me because your whole theory just collapsed around your lame explanation for Smokey's creation. Are you serious?!
I hope you guys have a safe and sane Fourth of July, and we'll see you back here in a couple weeks. Namaste!
DAMN YOU, DOC JENSEN! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Is Doc Jensen really this lame? Does he truly lack answers to these valid points and criticisms — or did he manufacture this crisis just to come up with a cliffhanger ending? I could tell you the answers — but I would much rather you watch the eight-part finale of ''Totally Lost'' instead. Trust me: Listening to Michael Emerson's theories of Lost are so much more compelling than mine!
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