''When were you planning on telling me — on our honeymoon? Our first anniversary? When the kids started flying around the house?'' — Lois (Teri Hatcher), after she found out would-be fiancé Clark (Dean Cain) was Superman, on Lois & Clark
''Congressman Mel Reynolds has been convicted of having sex with a 16-year-old. He told her not to tell anybody, but apparently it slipped out at a pep rally.'' — Larry (Garry Shandling) on The Larry Sanders Show
''It's part of a redneck's makeup. We don't get jealous, we don't get gray, and we don't get most of the jokes on Frasier.'' — Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) on The Jeff Foxworthy Show
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