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Sound Bites: Jan. 14, 2011

The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ''Modern Family,'' "Cougar Town,'' and "The Soup"

''After being released from rehab, Lindsay Lohan tweeted a Gandhi quote. The only thing Lindsay Lohan and Gandhi have in common is they're both skinny and orange.''
— Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately

''More bad news? I can't take it! My heart already feels like it's got a fat chick sitting on it.''
— Bobby (Brian Van Holt) on Cougar Town

''Tint the windows of your van and break out the leftover Christmas candy, because Toddlers & Tiaras is back.''
— Joel McHale on The Soup

''There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.''
— Jay (Ed O'Neill) to Gloria (Sofia Vergara), who says she can't ride a bicycle because it's too difficult to keep the bike upright, on Modern Family

Originally posted Jan 14, 2011 Published in issue #1138 Jan 21, 2011 Order article reprints