JOHNNY DEPP claims his movie personae are a complex pastiche of other colorful characters. Based on past performances (equations supplied by Depp) EW tallies how he may have whipped up his current big-screen creation. -- Nancy Miller
IF ED WOOD = RONALD REAGAN + CHARLIE MCCARTHY
AND PIRATES' JACK SPARROW = KEITH RICHARDS + PEPE LE PEW
THEN MEXICO'S CIA AGENT SANDS = DONALD RUMSFELD + SNOOPY'S BROTHER SPIKE
