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Celebrity Math

JOHNNY DEPP claims his movie personae are a complex pastiche of other colorful characters. Based on past performances (equations supplied by Depp) EW tallies how he may have whipped up his current big-screen creation. -- Nancy Miller

IF ED WOOD = RONALD REAGAN + CHARLIE MCCARTHY

AND PIRATES' JACK SPARROW = KEITH RICHARDS + PEPE LE PEW

THEN MEXICO'S CIA AGENT SANDS = DONALD RUMSFELD + SNOOPY'S BROTHER SPIKE

Originally posted Sep 26, 2003 Published in issue #730 Sep 26, 2003 Order article reprints
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