Bernie It sounds like a clever idea: Why not let firsthand witnesses narrate a movie about the stranger-than-fiction friendship between Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), a nasty… Bernie It sounds like a clever idea: Why not let firsthand witnesses narrate a movie about the stranger-than-fiction friendship between Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), a nasty… 2012-04-27 PG-13 PT104M Comedy Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Matthew McConaughey Millenium Entertainment
Movie Review

Bernie (2012)

MPAA Rating: PG-13
LOVE KILLS Shirley MacLaine as ''Marjorie Nugent'' and Jack Black as ''Bernie Tiede'' in Bernie
Image credit: Deana Newcomb
LOVE KILLS Shirley MacLaine as ''Marjorie Nugent'' and Jack Black as ''Bernie Tiede'' in Bernie
EW's GRADE
B-

Details Limited Release: Apr 27, 2012; Rated: PG-13; Length: 104 Minutes; Genre: Comedy; With: Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine and Matthew McConaughey; Distributor: Millenium Entertainment

It sounds like a clever idea: Why not let firsthand witnesses narrate a movie about the stranger-than-fiction friendship between Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), a nasty Texas dowager, and Bernie Tiede (Jack Black), the beloved small-town mortician who killed Marjorie in 1996 and hid her in a freezer for nine months? Here's why not: Because when director Richard Linklater does just that — bookending nearly every scene of his pitch-black comedy Bernie with commentary from the colorful pals and neighbors who knew the ill-fated couple in 1990s Carthage, Tex. — he guts his own movie. All those twangy, homespun observations interrupt and annotate the narrative until Black and MacLaine's scenes start to feel as trivial as reenactments on a true-crime TV show.

That's a shame, since both actors give fearless, all-in performances. Black turns his comic energy inward, playing Bernie as a cherubic oddball so endearing that the local DA (Matthew McConaughey) is scolded around town just for investigating him. MacLaine, in an underwritten battle-ax role, lets flickers of charm shoot out behind her scowl. They deserve a better movie, one that would trust them to tell their characters' story on their own — without footnotes. B-

Originally posted Apr 25, 2012 Published in issue #1205 May 04, 2012 Order article reprints
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Weekend of Sep 1 Box Office Source: Rentrak Corp.
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$22.2 5 $280.5 A-
2. $15.7 4 $166.4 C+
3.
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$11.6 2 $32.2 C-
4. $10.5 3 $59.7 F
5.
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$10.3 1 $10.3 C
6.
The November Man
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$10.2 1 $11.9 C
7. $8.0 2 $18.7 NA
8.
The Giver
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$6.9 3 $33.1 C-
9.
The Hundred-Foot Journey
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$6.3 4 $41.1 B
10.
The Expendables 3
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$4.5 3 $34.2 B
* in millions