The Long Kiss Goodnight Because he's done so much to reinvigorate cinema, Steven Soderbergh is one of those filmmakers who sometimes seem to get a free pass from critics.… The Long Kiss Goodnight Because he's done so much to reinvigorate cinema, Steven Soderbergh is one of those filmmakers who sometimes seem to get a free pass from critics.…
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The Long Kiss Goodnight

FEROCIOUS FUN Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson in The Long Kiss Goodnight
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FEROCIOUS FUN Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson in The Long Kiss Goodnight
EW's GRADE
B+

Details Movie Rated: R; Genres: Action/Adventure, Mystery and Thriller; With: Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson; Distributor: New Line Cinema

Because he's done so much to reinvigorate cinema, Steven Soderbergh is one of those filmmakers who sometimes seem to get a free pass from critics. When his female-driven action dud Haywire (2012, R, 1 hr., 33 mins.) hit theaters in January, it wasn't slammed for being a lousy movie, it was forgiven as Soderbergh's ''experiment in genre filmmaking'' (which is an awfully highfalutin way to avoid saying that the experiment failed). Either way, Hollywood's been a little lax lately in cranking out kick-ass heroines like Sigourney Weaver in Aliens and Geena Davis in one of my personal faves, The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996, R, 1 hr., 54 mins.). Directed by Davis' then hubby, Renny Harlin, this bat-crap insane explosionfest couldn't be more ridiculous. But it's also fun as hell, thanks to Shane Black's (Lethal Weapon) cartoonishly quippy script, which packs more tough-guy one-liners than a dozen Schwarzenegger flicks. Davis plays Samantha Caine, a square suburban schoolteacher who snaps out of an eight-year bout of amnesia to discover that she used to be a ruthlessly sexy CIA assassin. As the agency sics its most sadistic hitmen on her, she hits the road with Samuel L. Jackson's chain-smoking private detective until she can remember why they want her dead. I know, I know, you've seen this movie before (probably with the name Bourne in the title, too). But trust me, no one dishes out the pain like Davis' Samantha Caine. The Long Kiss Goodnight: B+

Originally posted Apr 25, 2012 Published in issue #1205 May 04, 2012 Order article reprints
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Weekend of Dec 14 Box Office Source: Rentrak Corp.
Rank Title Weekend Gross* Weeks on Chart Cume. Gross* EW Grade
1. $24.5 1 $24.5 B
2. $13.2 4 $277.4 B-
3. $7.3 3 $58.8 C-
4.
Top Five
Paramount
$7.2 1 $7.2 A-
5.
Big Hero 6
Walt Disney Pictures
$6.1 6 $185.3 B+
6.
Interstellar
Paramount
$5.5 6 $166.8 B-
7.
Horrible Bosses 2
Warner Bros.
$4.6 3 $43.6 B-
8.
Dumb and Dumber To
Universal
$2.8 5 $82.1 C-
9. $2.5 6 $17.1 B+
10.
Wild
Fox
$1.5 2 $2.4 A-
* in millions

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