The Long Kiss Goodnight

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The Long Kiss Goodnight Because he's done so much to reinvigorate cinema, Steven Soderbergh is one of those filmmakers who sometimes seem to get a free pass from critics.…
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The Long Kiss Goodnight

FEROCIOUS FUN Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson in The Long Kiss Goodnight
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FEROCIOUS FUN Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson in The Long Kiss Goodnight
EW's GRADE
B+

Details Movie Rated: R; Genres: Action/Adventure, Mystery and Thriller; With: Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson; Distributor: New Line Cinema

Because he's done so much to reinvigorate cinema, Steven Soderbergh is one of those filmmakers who sometimes seem to get a free pass from critics. When his female-driven action dud Haywire (2012, R, 1 hr., 33 mins.) hit theaters in January, it wasn't slammed for being a lousy movie, it was forgiven as Soderbergh's ''experiment in genre filmmaking'' (which is an awfully highfalutin way to avoid saying that the experiment failed). Either way, Hollywood's been a little lax lately in cranking out kick-ass heroines like Sigourney Weaver in Aliens and Geena Davis in one of my personal faves, The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996, R, 1 hr., 54 mins.). Directed by Davis' then hubby, Renny Harlin, this bat-crap insane explosionfest couldn't be more ridiculous. But it's also fun as hell, thanks to Shane Black's (Lethal Weapon) cartoonishly quippy script, which packs more tough-guy one-liners than a dozen Schwarzenegger flicks. Davis plays Samantha Caine, a square suburban schoolteacher who snaps out of an eight-year bout of amnesia to discover that she used to be a ruthlessly sexy CIA assassin. As the agency sics its most sadistic hitmen on her, she hits the road with Samuel L. Jackson's chain-smoking private detective until she can remember why they want her dead. I know, I know, you've seen this movie before (probably with the name Bourne in the title, too). But trust me, no one dishes out the pain like Davis' Samantha Caine. The Long Kiss Goodnight: B+

Originally posted Apr 25, 2012 Published in issue #1205 May 04, 2012 Order article reprints
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Weekend of Apr 13 Box Office Source: Rentrak Corp.
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1. $41.4 2 $159.0 B+
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Rio 2
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$39.0 1 $39.0 NA
3.
Oculus
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$12.0 1 $12.0 NA
4.
Draft Day
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$9.7 1 $9.7 B
5.
Divergent
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$7.5 4 $124.9 B+
6.
Noah
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$7.4 3 $84.9 C+
7.
God's Not Dead
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$5.5 4 $40.7 NA
8.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
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$4.0 6 $39.5 A-
9.
Muppets Most Wanted
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$2.2 4 $45.7 B
10. $1.8 6 $105.2 B
* in millions