Back in the days when I was an EW regular, I started a column titled ''25 Things That Piss Me Off.'' I never finished, because I'm a fairly easygoing guy and I could only think of about a dozen. But on that abbreviated list, right between No. 7 (''When the Junior Mints fall off my toothpick'') and No. 9 (''People who think movies with subtitles are always works of genius'') was this, at No. 8: ''Snobby summer reading lists.'' I'm talking about the guy who says he's going to spend July rereading War and Peace or the woman who insists she's finally going to dig into the complete works of George Eliot.
Really? Eliot or James Joyce while swinging in the backyard hammock? Maybe somebody thinks that's the way to spend those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer, but not me. So when EW gave me a chance to make a list of books for real people to read on real summer vacations, I jumped at the chance. None of these novels will insult your intelligence, but all will take you away to new and interesting places full of excitement, danger, and maybe a few laughs. For me, that and not A Complete History of Canada in Very Tiny Print is what summer reading is all about. Here are 12 good reads, four for each summer month. Uncle Stevie guarantees you won't be disappointed.
If you haven't read Sandford, you have been missing one of the great summer-read novelists of all time. Lucas Davenport, the policeman hero of the Prey novels, is a hard dude...but not without a sense of humor, and that makes him special. Sandford writes real-guy novels, but judging by my wife and her sisters real girls like him too.
Daniel H. Wilson
All the gadgets that inhabit our lives from the biggest supercomputers to the humble Roomba vacuum cleaner rise up and go to war against the humans who made them. It's going to be a Spielberg movie, and actually reads a little like a script, but so what? It's terrific page-turning fun.
One of the finest horror-suspense writers of the late '70s and '80s returns with a riveting novel of a rock band (the Five) pursued by a mentally unstable Army vet who's offended by one of their videos. It's scary; it's also a soaring anthem to the redemptive power of rock & roll. You probably won't find it in your bookstore, so go to your (hopefully nonmalevolent) computer and click on subterraneanpress.com.
The Fifth Witness
If you haven't read Connelly yet or if you've only read the Harry Bosch books and missed the ones about quirky defense lawyer Mickey Haller, who uses the backseat of his Lincoln Town Car as his office this is the place to start. He takes on the case of Lisa Trammel, accused of killing the banker who was foreclosing on her home. What follows is one of the most bone-crunching courtroom dramas you'll ever read.