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SoundBites: July 1, 2011

Digs from Jon Stewart, a Real Housewife of New York, and more

''My yoga instructor says I'm so focused, sometimes it's like there's nothing in my head.''
—Stacy (April Bowlby), stating why she should help Jane (Brooke Elliott) with her case, on Drop Dead Diva

''As a viewer I can't tell you how disappointed I am that you would sully a program of this integrity, of this quality, with a presence such as 'Jon Stewart.'''
—Jon Stewart on Fox News Sunday

''Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.''
—LuAnn de Lesseps, after Alex explains that her shoes are made by the high-fashion brand, on The Real Housewives of New York City

''History is full of inferior forces creating so much trouble that the invading army leaves. The Athenians at Marathon, the Scots against the Brits at Sterling Bridge, our Revolution fought right here. Red Sox/Yankees, '04.''
—Tom (Noah Wyle), mapping out exactly how resistance movements succeed, on Falling Skies

''See, this is what happens when you watch Grey's Anatomy before you go to bed.''
—Fran (Fran Drescher), to her husband, Peter (John Michael Higgins), who woke up with ''palpitations,'' on Happily Divorced

Originally posted Jun 24, 2011 Published in issue #1161 Jul 01, 2011 Order article reprints
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