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Sound Bites: Feb. 15 2013

Our favorite bites of the week

''As you can see, I got the memo.''
—J. Lo, winking to the dress-code missive sent by CBS standards and practices while presenting with one leg fully exposed, at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards
''I was never even nominated in this category, and I have my own eyelash line. Take that, Bon Iver!''
—Katy Perry, while presenting Best New Artist, at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards
''Do you think I understand a word you're saying?''
—John McClane (Bruce Willis), to a team of Russians, in A Good Day to Die Hard
''I don't know what I was thinking, writing the chorus for this song. If this is in HD, everybody can see our faces, and we are not very young.''
—Nate Ruess, after his band fun. won Song of the Year for ''We Are Young,'' at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards
''I'm a man, Jessica! Pink robes are my catnip!''
—Nick (Jake Johnson), explaining to Jess (Zooey Deschanel) why he kissed her, on New Girl
''There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.''
—Ron (Nick Offerman), to a wedding caterer about his plate of salad, on Parks and Recreation
''Your beard smells like sandwiches. That's nice.''
—Diana (Melissa McCarthy), to her scruffy kidnapper, inIdentity Thief
''I can't believe you blew $10 on a psychic. Why didn't you just buy a Skinnygirl margarita like all the other lonely white chicks?''
—Max (Kat Dennings), to Caroline (Beth Behrs), on 2 Broke Girls
Originally posted Feb 15, 2013 Published in issue #1246 Feb 15, 2013 Order article reprints