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Sound Bites: March 1 2013

Our favorite quotes from the week

''I had actually been committed to play Margaret Thatcher, and Meryl was Steven's first choice for Lincoln.'' — Daniel Day-Lewis, joking that he was to star in The Iron Lady while Meryl Streep was to star in director Steven Spielberg's Lincoln, during his Best Actor acceptance speech, at the Oscars

''When I don't care, I can play 'em like a Ken doll/Won't wash my hair, then make 'em bounce like a basketball.'' — Demi Lovato on ''Heart Attack''

''I want to marry your vibrato.'' — Judge Nicki Minaj, to a contestant, on American Idol

''In an effort to reduce its debt, the Postal Service is launching its own line of clothing and accessories. Yep, they come in 'one size embarrasses all.'' — Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

''It's big. I know that much.''Beasts of the Southern Wild star Quvenzhané Wallis, when asked what she thought of the red carpet, at the Oscars

''You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell.'' — Jennifer Lawrence, during her Best Actress acceptance speech, at the Oscars

''Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis — direct quote, Scott Caan.'' — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), to Jess (Zooey Deschanel), on New Girl

''I love you and I like you.'' — Leslie (Amy Poehler), to Ben (Adam Scott) during her wedding vows, on Parks and Recreation
Originally posted Mar 01, 2013 Published in issue #1249 Mar 08, 2013 Order article reprints