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Sound Bites: May 10, 2013

Memorable lines from ''Game of Thrones,'' ''The Big Bang Theory,'' and more

''If you're thinking of jumping, allow me to assist you.''
—Conrad (Henry Czerny), approaching Victoria (Madeleine Stowe) on a balcony, on Revenge

''I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.''
—Tina (voiced by Dan Mintz) on Bob's Burgers

''You're supposed to get me to King's Landing in one piece. Not going so well, is it?''
—Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), to Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie), after his hand was cut off, on Game of Thrones

''She can't sing/She can't dance/But who cares/She walks like Rihanna.''
— Max George and his Wanted bandmates on ''Walks Like Rihanna''

''Have the peasants no soap, then?''
—Rumplestiltskin (Robert Carlyle), getting a whiff of Regina (Lana Parrilla), on Once Upon a Time

''They can't just cancel a show like Alphas. They have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended.''
—Sheldon (Jim Parsons) on The Big Bang Theory

''I've got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one.''
—President Barack Obama, joking about the controversy over Jay-Z and Beyoncé's trip to Cuba, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

''You've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.''
—Jane (Eliza Coupe), as she tries to make over Max (Adam Pally), on Happy Endings

''Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?/ Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul?/ I know you will.''
—Lana Del Rey on ''Young and Beautiful''

Originally posted May 03, 2013 Published in issue #1258 May 10, 2013 Order article reprints