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Sound Bites: May 31, 2013

Our fave bites of the week

''So baby come with me, and be my ooh la la.'' —Britney Spears on her new single, ''Ooh La La,'' recorded for the Smurfs 2 soundtrack

''Sometimes I just want to rip the bangs off of his head.'' —Capt. James T. Kirk (Chris Pine), about Spock (Zachary Quinto), in Star Trek Into Darkness

''Why don't you take a nap? Your face looks like a bag of walnuts.'' —Roger Sterling (John Slattery), to Don Draper (Jon Hamm), on Mad Men

''Man, you really got to check that emotion — your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby-Doo!'' —Tej (Chris ''Ludacris'' Bridges), to Roman (Tyrese Gibson), in Fast & Furious 6

''If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep.'' —Cersei (Lena Headey) to her future daughter-in-law, Margaery (Natalie Dormer), on Game of Thrones

''Oh, so now it's snooping, wanting to know more about your family by looking through their personal things?'' —Gloria (Sofia Vergara) on Modern Family

''He's your first love. I intend to be your last — however long it takes.'' —Klaus (Joseph Morgan) to Caroline (Candice Accola), about Tyler (Michael Trevino), on The Vampire Diaries

''This is not a gimmick. I'm an artist and I should be taken seriously, and all this other bull should not be spoken of.'' —Justin Bieber at the Billboard Music Awards

''This place has everything: hopscotch, double Dutch, Oogieloves, sling and mesh bladder implants. The table from Charlie Rose.'' —Stefon (Bill Hader), describing New York's hottest club for the last time, on Saturday Night Live's ''Weekend Update''

Originally posted May 24, 2013 Published in issue #1261-1262 May 31, 2013 Order article reprints
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