How much do you plan and how much do you write on the spot?
We try to keep stuff unwritten until as close to the date as we can. The world does change a lot. We had to wait and see what Jon Stewart would do. We'll see what's happening in the world and how that will color the material in the show.
How much will 9/11 impact the show's jokes?
Unlike the Emmys that had to address [Sept. 11] head on, this show isn't about it. Obviously, Sept. 11 will be acknowledged, and I'm sure there will be a subtle shift in tone. It's not the moment to attack the government too heavily. Darn shame.
And during the show you are where?
We're in the wings. Whoopi has this area off stage where we sit and watch the show on TV so we can keep current with what the audience is seeing. We want to make sure she's in the moment.
Anything Whoopi is not allowed to do?
No full frontal nudity. But I'm always campaigning for that. And she's game. She lost weight and she's happy now. But ABC is Disney-owned so the likelihood of that happening is slim to none.
You must get great percs and gifts for writing the jokes.
Oh, I get a thing or two. [laughing] But I live such a spare monkish existence. I actually give a lot of stuff away. Then as soon as I start this job every year, the giant sucking sound begins from everyone I know.
And most importantly, I hope you have designers banging down your door. Who's it gonna be?
Let Dolce arm wrestle Gabbana. But whoever wins has to duke it out with Vera Wang.
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