Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and Joan Rivers finally have something in common: They both just introduced new beauty products (and no, they have nothing to do with Botox...yet). Here's how the cosmetic collections match up.
RIVERS
Age
68
THE OLSENS
[Age]
15
[RIVERS]
Best Known For
Franchising caustic fashion asides
[THE OLSENS]
[Best Known For]
Franchising eternal perkiness
[RIVERS]
Products' Promise
Simplicity in Everyday Living
[THE OLSENS]
[Products' Promise]
Real Beauty for Real Girls
[RIVERS]
Active Ingredient
Pumice granules
[THE OLSENS]
[Active Ingredient]
Glitter
[RIVERS]
Hot Product
Totally Supple Body Toning Serum
[THE OLSENS]
[Hot Product]
Sequin Dust Allover Sparkling Shimmer Powder
[RIVERS]
Helpful Hint
''Take comfort in the fact that help is at hand.''
[THE OLSENS]
[Helpful Hint]
''Keep in mind, you control your hair, it doesn't control you!''
[RIVERS]
Sample Come-on
''Achieve that fabulous faux-tan look!''
[THE OLSENS]
[Sample Come-on]
''Attract some serious stares in algebra class!''
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