03:18 Actor Carroll O'Connor wins the "Death Montage Applause-o-Meter" during the "In Memoriam" presentation.

03:26 As the telecast goes into overtime, Barbra Streisand bestows an honorary Oscar on Robert Redford. Yawntl.

04:10 Three hours and 59 minutes after his aforementioned "grin," Russell Crowe adopts a sullen, let's-get-this-crap-over-with scowl.

04:17 Goldberg brings up the rear with a tribute to New York's Finest and Bravest. Meanwhile, Glenn Close and Donald Sutherland fire their agents.

Originally posted Apr 05, 2002 Published in issue #647 Apr 05, 2002 Order article reprints
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