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The Mystery of Britney's Breasts

The folks at Liquid Generation use their latest, uh, technology -- the Boobie Size Calculator -- to assess the apparently ever-changing heft of Ms. Spears' ever-popular bosom. An animated newscaster narrates the funny/alarming/sophomoric pictorial and, at one particularly eye-popping point, intones, ''What I am about to show you will shock you and...affect the very fabric of your being.'' He's not kidding. The photos -- from awards shows, magazine covers, and her new movie, Crossroads -- are purportedly untouched, and if that's truly the case, then Brit (below) certainly knows her ABCs... and Ds.

Originally posted Mar 01, 2002 Published in issue #642 Mar 01, 2002 Order article reprints

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