-- SIDEKICKIN' IT (v.) Living out a leading-man fantasy after years as a second banana (see Andy Richter Controls the Universe).

-- BACHELOR OF SMARTS (n.) A degree unlikely to be attained by any of the ladies vying for The Bachelor.

-- RABBIT TEST (n.) An experiment designed to measure the viewing public's tolerance for foulmouthed puppets (see Greg the Bunny).

-- HARRIED OZZY (n.) A hilariously hapless heavy metal dinosaur forced to endure sitcomesque suburban family life.

-- DE NIRO DINERO (n.) Guilty riches earned by a once-serious actor for appearing in a string of forgettable potboilers (see Showtime).

-- HIDDEN CAMERON (n.) A bubbly starlet whose talents are disguised in unfunny R-rated raunch (see Diaz in The Sweetest Thing). -- Adam Bluestein and I.W. Nicholson


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