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-- CROWE-MAGNON (adj.) Bearing a striking resemblance to a hairy caveman, especially while accepting awards (see Russell at the Golden Globes and last year's Oscars).
-- ETHAN ALLEY (n.) Hot zone surrounding Survivor heartthrob and newly minted millionaire Zohn, often mobbed by fawning females.
-- DIVA DUMP (n.) A ritual clearing out of overpriced deadweight from a music label's roster (see Mariah Carey's exit from EMI).
-- SAM GLAM (n.) The irresistible but deadly Hollywood allure of playing a mentally challenged character on screen.
-- CUBA MISCAST CRISIS (n.) An incident confirming that Oscar winner Gooding's career has gone to the dogs (or Snow Dogs).
-- ANT FARM (n.) A rest facility for unstable, washed-up '80s pop stars (see Adam Ant's forced hospitalization).
-- SIX-FOOT WONDER (n.) The fact that reruns of a cable show about death are more interesting than any new living-person network drama.
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''Every other minute.'' -- HARRISON FORD, overheard talking to Eric McCormack, after the Will & Grace star asked Ford if he hated ''every minute'' in the spotlight as he accepted his Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes
