*IN MILLIONS WEEK OF OCTOBER 22-28, 2001 SOURCE: NIELSEN MEDIA RESEARCH
SOUND BITES
"Chandler Muriel Bing? Boy, your parents never gave you a chance." Ross (DAVID SCHWIMMER), after learning Chandler's (MATTHEW PERRY) middle name, on Friends
"I also thought the metric system would catch on." Grissom (WILLIAM PETERSEN), admitting he was wrong about a suspect, on CSI
"You don't go to Karen for relationship advice. You go to her for advice about--I don't know--what wine goes with mood stabilizers." Will (ERIC MCCORMACK), about pill-popping Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY), on Will & Grace
"Planet Hollywood has shrunk from 75 locations around the world to just 35 over the past two years, and on Monday filed for Chapter 11. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play harmonica." JON STEWART on The Daily Show
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