''Well, when we're living in a world where Catherine Zeta-Jones is in love with Sean Connery in a movie, but Famke Janssen would be considered too old to play the wife of Keanu Reeves, that is screwed up. And if you are not impossibly good-looking like Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron, you will not be a leading actress. You can be in the movie and actually have some good lines, but you cannot be the wife. You can't. You gotta be a hottie.'' -- Wet Hot American Summer's JANEANE GAROFALO on Hollywood's aesthetic, on bigstar.com


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