BECOMING

(mtv.com/onair/becoming) Fans who transform themselves into rock royalty on MTV's Becoming -- a combination of Say What? Karaoke and E!'s Fashion Emergency -- get the full star treatment: hair, makeup, wardrobe, hotel, limo. But on the show's site, they're just a bunch of silly groupies. After snickering at audition clips -- including a stripping Red Hot Chili Pepper wannabe -- go to the photo gallery. There you'll find another Red Hot fan cutting his fingers on a guitar, and a pair of Californicators smooching. Now, there's some blood, sugar, sex, magik.