Or, how I learned to stop watching and give up on cruddy straight-to-video vampire flicks.
Modern Vampires keeps bouncing aimlessly
between vapid bloodsucker Dallas' (Starship Troopers' Van Dien)
return to L.A. from exile and a flabby Dr. Van Helsing (Rod
Steiger) and his posse of gangbangers' hunt for the undead.
Reel
Goodies (0:33) Kim Cattrall, doing her best camp-vamp Zsa Zsa,
gives Gregson Wagner's tramp-vamp a wire-brush bath.
The Last
Detail Director Richard Elfman enlisted his composer brother
Danny (Batman) to score the main theme.
Details Rated: R; Genre: Horror; With: Casper Van Dien
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