So what if that coy Warren Beatty has yet to address the press about his potential White House bid? Who needs him? A close look at quotes from the actor's movies reveals all the answers. Here's EW's not-so-exclusive interview, including sources. -- Jamie Malanowski

Okay, Mr. Beatty. Are you going to run for President?

I have thought about it.... It means taking a lot of risk. (1)

Have you officially begun your campaign?

Well, I'm raising money. (7) That's not pleasant. (1) Makes you look like a hooker. (4)

What would your message be?

Let us be the team that makes the rules. Let us be the team that plays fair. (2)

Let's get down to issues. What would you do about the defense budget?

What do you want me to do, lie to you? I'd cut it. (4)

How about foreign policy -- what are the big questions facing America?

Is the enemy of my enemy my friend? Or is the enemy of my friend my enemy? Or is the enemy of my enemy my enemy? (6)

Tricky stuff. What do you think of the Balkan situation?

It's chaos. It can't last. (7) I am hatching a secret plan. (1)

Conservatives may worry you'll increase spending on social programs. Any response?

Did they ask Michelangelo what it would cost to paint the Sistine Chapel?...If it costs a little more, it costs a little more. (1)

Don't you risk losing voters by being so blunt?

Honest and popular don't go hand in hand. (5)

What do you think of Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr?

Never trust a prosecutor. (1)

Do you have any final thoughts for the American people?

I'll make you happy, I swear I will. (4) I'd protect you from anyone who tried to hurt you. (1) I'll be there. And if you're not there, I'll understand. (3) Are you coming or not? (8)

(1) Bugsy (2) Heaven Can Wait (3) Love Affair (4) Shampoo (5) Ishtar (6) Dick Tracy (7) Reds (8) Bulworth


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