NBA Showtime: NBA on NBC

This hyperactive two-on-two game of hoops distills basketball into an uproarious highlight reel. Cartoonish NBA players, including spokesman Shaquille O'Neal, leap like acrobatic supermen, twisting and spinning their way to the basket -- which bursts into flames if your player really catches fire. Most games take place on the hardwood of your favorite arena, but for maximum street cred, you can play on an asphalt-covered city playground. If Vince McMahon ever took over the NBA, this is what it would look like. B