Don't let that Fox pedigree fool you: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Time of Your Life is not reality TV. The Manhattan-set drama contains enough urban myths to irk even the most out-of-touch Gothamite. Herewith, we correct a few of Life's lessons.
'TIME OF YOUR LIFE' NEW YORK
Hewitt befriends a homeless man and invites him home for
Thanksgiving turkey.
REAL-LIFE NEW YORK
Hewitt berates a homeless man for constantly flipping her the
bird.
'TIME OF YOUR LIFE' NEW YORK
Hewitt's apartment at 537 East 10th Street looks out onto a
relatively noise-free block.
REAL-LIFE NEW YORK
Aforementioned address looks out onto, well, it's in the middle
of the East River.
'TIME OF YOUR LIFE' NEW YORK
English-speaking cabbie compassionately listens to Hewitt's
exposition-heavy soliloquy while patiently awaiting his fare.
REAL-LIFE NEW YORK
Non-English-speaking cabbie fails to understand Hewitt's
soliloquy and drops her near a deserted warehouse in the
meatpacking district.
'TIME OF YOUR LIFE' NEW YORK
Struggling actress is shocked to discover her colleague slept
with the director to get a role.
REAL-LIFE NEW YORK
Struggling actress is shocked to discover her colleague slept
with only the director to get a role.
'TIME OF YOUR LIFE' NEW YORK
After throwing up on a surly New York cop, Hewitt is let off
easy when a wealthy benefactor takes care of her legal fees.
REAL-LIFE NEW YORK
After throwing up on said cop, Hewitt is fined $20,000 for
violating Mayor Rudy Giuliani's ''Zero Tolerance for Public
Vomit'' quality-of-life initiative.


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