Sound Bites

''I would like to take this opportunity just to tell the press to kiss my skinny white a -- .''
Calista Flockhart on Late Show With David Letterman

''I think I'm leaving Talk Soup at just the right time.''
Departing host John Henson, after a Loveline clip in which a guy said he was turned on by his girlfriend's vomiting on him, on Talk Soup

''[George W. Bush] is a very fine man. So is Elizabeth Dole.''
Sen. John McCain, unintentionally dissing a fellow presidential contender, on Face the Nation

''My seventh album went gold instead of platinum. I had to get the medium-sized Jacuzzi!''
Weird Al Yankovic, mock-weeping, on Behind the Music

''Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers, and weasels are now illegal in New York City. Well, great — who's going to run CBS?''
David Letterman on Late Show