''U.S. goalkeeper Briana Scurry admitted that she bent the rules
a little bit when she moved forward to save China's penalty
kick. Then Brandi Chastain admitted that she bent the rules a
little bit when she stuffed her sports bra.''
CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night
''Got a little frog in your throat?''
JON STEWART, after Miss
Piggy stumbled over her words, on The Daily Show
''The founder of Reddi-Wip has died ... For those younger
viewers, whipped cream was the dessert used for sex before apple
pie.''
JAY LENO on The Tonight Show
''Well, it's better than bell-bottoms.''
American Pie's ALYSON
HANNIGAN, about a story on a middle school where oral sex is the
new fad, on Politically Incorrect
''Isn't that how Jeffrey Dahmer got his start? ''
HAL SPARKS,
commenting on a Tonight Show clip of a kid who collects
toenails, on Talk Soup
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