Life does imitate art, even in Teletubby Land. Tubby Custard, the food of choice of the roly-poly TV blobs, is becoming a reality. Burger King will be selling the Kraft-created version of the pink goo from May 10 to June 20, and the Teletubbies' U.S. marketer, Itsy Bitsy Entertainment, hopes to put the stuff on store shelves within a year. (For those who don't go for dessert, a line of Tubby Toast may also be in the works.) But what, we wondered, will the culinary sensation actually taste like? Getting a straight answer was harder than uncovering the plot to Eyes Wide Shut. Our conversation with Jaymi Horn, Itsy Bitsy's director of marketing:
EW: What does Tubby Custard taste like?
Horn: Like Tubby Custard.
EW: Which means...?
Horn: It tastes like Tubby Custard.
EW: Is it fruity?
Horn: (Long silence) You've got to taste it.
EW: Is it Jell-O and skim milk?
Horn: It's pink...it's a custardy pudding.
EW: Thank you for clearing things up.
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