On The Air

SOUND BITES

"I happen to love women's sports—sometimes even for the right reason." DENNIS MILLER on The Dennis Miller Show

"My ass has been kissed so many times I should have a Chap Stick endorsement." Champion boxer MACEO T. JONES (CHARLES MALIK WHITFIELD) on Now & Again

"Did you know that Thomas Jefferson was one of our tallest presidents and that he fathered six illegitimate children? If he was alive today, he could be playing for the NBA." JAY LENO on The Tonight Show

"This cake almost makes marriage bearable." FRANK (PETER BOYLE) on Everybody Loves Raymond

"Yesterday, New Hampshire got hit with so much snow that the presidential candidates were having trouble making their campaign stops. In fact, George W. said he hasn't seen the ground this white since he tipped over a coffee table in college." CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night