Cybertalk: The Week's Best Web Quotes

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The Web's funniest lines for March 3, 2000

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''I think he thinks that I'm some studly gay guy or something.''
The Next Best Thing's Madonna on her relationship with costar and good friend Rupert Everett, on Entertainment Tonight Online

''I'm trying really hard not to screw up like the VJs before me. And with a little bit of luck, I might even get that Noxzema commercial.''
MTV's Carson Daly on his career aspirations, on TV Guide/AOL

''It's kind of fun. There's a whole personality that goes with wearing high-heeled shoes — especially in the sand.''
Erin Brockovich's Julia Roberts on her character's flamboyant wardrobe, on Entertainment Tonight Online

''For 20 years our life has been rewritten — wrongly and very badly. At some point you have to say: 'Stop. Here is the real deal.' I've told the truth constantly, but now it's on film. Somehow celluloid adds a touch of realism for most Americans. Cellulite adds realism too.''
Ex-Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten on the goal of his upcoming film, The Filth and the Fury, on Entertainment Weekly Online

Originally posted Mar 03, 2000 Published in issue #528 Mar 03, 2000 Order article reprints

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