Just when we figured out the differences between Malcolm in the Middle and Malcolm & Eddie, Hollywood had to go all crazy and unleash even more similar-sounding projects. Now we've been puzzling over Titus the movie vs. Titus the sitcom. Herewith, a guide to the titular tangles.
TITUS
Recent Fox film about a dysfunctional ruling-class family;
features people with blue faces
and New Fox comedy about a dysfunctional working-class family; features people using blue language
IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK
HBO original movie that examines the history of a notable house;
features proud homosexuals
and
Home and Garden Television show that examines the history of notable houses; features proud homeowners
WONDERLAND
ABC drama that chronicles the lives of mental patients out of
their wits; includes an oversize syringe
and
Cannes flick that chronicles the lives of downtrodden Brits; features an oversize ensemble cast
O
Upcoming flick (short for Othello) featuring blond actress Julia
Stiles; from drama king Shakespeare
and
Upcoming magazine (short for Oprah) said to feature blond ''actress'' Jewel; from daytime drama queen Oprah
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