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''I thought this was touching that Elian's father came all the way from Cuba to pick up the kid.... When I was a kid, my dad wouldn't even pick me up from band practice.'' DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show
''The European Union put forward a resolution at the U.N. urging Russia to investigate reports of mass killings by their troops in Chechnya. A spokesman for Russia said, 'Yeah, we'll get right on that.''' DENNIS MILLER on The Dennis Miller Show
''I'd love to, but I have a medical condition: I'm huge.'' DOUG (KEVIN JAMES), when asked if he wants to run a 10K race, on The King of Queens
''Yesterday, several conservative groups accused George W. Bush of pandering for votes because he met with a group of gay Republicans. They may be right, because shortly after the meeting, Bush announced that Ricky Martin has a sweet a -- .'' CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night
