''I'd detonate Congress. But we'd miss a few really good guys. The rest of them could disappear in a cloud of smoke, and they wouldn't even cast a shadow. If I kept my books the way they do, I'd be in jail.'' -- Where the Money Is' PAUL NEWMAN on what he'd do if he were President, on Bigstar

''Ulcers. Gray hairs. [Directing] was a lot of fun, but it's fun in that occasionally 'curl-up-in-the-fetal-position-and-whimper' kind of [way].'' -- ED NORTON on what he got from his directorial debut, Keeping the Faith, on Mr. Showbiz


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