''He said, 'I want you to play an alcoholic, drug-addicted
pornographer.' And I said, 'I've been rehearsing for this part
for 20 years.''
Charlie Sheen, about his brother Emilio Estevez
casting him in Rated X, on Live With Regis and Kathie Lee
''Yesterday the Olympic torch was lit in Athens, Greece. It will
now be carried all 8,000 miles to New Mexico, where the park
service will use it to light the rest of the state on fire.''
Jay Leno on The Tonight Show
''Shaquille O'Neal received 120 out of 121 first-place MVP votes.
It would've been unanimous, but the NBA allowed one music critic
to vote.''
Craig Kilborn on The Late Late Show
''An Arizona man was taken into custody by police last week for
stalking singer Linda Ronstadt at a Phoenix concert hall. [He]
was arrested and charged with 'living in the '70s.'''
Colin Quinn on SNL
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