''If you're not careful, you may not get married at all this
year.''
Chandler (Matthew Perry), to the thrice-divorced Ross (David Schwimmer), on Friends
''You sleep with a religious virgin, it's like he's breaking up
with God to date you. And let me tell you, from personal
experience, you do not want to be the Yoko in a man's
relationship with the Lord.''
Megha (Amanda Foreman) to Elena (Tangi Miller), on Felicity
''NBC announced it will cancel Veronica's Closet. The network says
the sitcom never did find its core audience — that being people who
liked the show.''
Dennis Miller on The Dennis Miller Show
''Hillary says she plans to devote herself to improving the lives
of New Yorkers, and I'm thinking 'What, she's moving back to
Arkansas?'''
David Letterman on Late Show
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