Vehement Denials of the Week

Chad Lowe: ''I'm denying the rumor that boys don't cry. Take it from me, they do.''

Clea Duvall (Girl, Interrupted): ''Kevin Spacey and I are not dating.''

Seann William Scott (Road Trip): ''I never did any research for the anal prostrate ejaculation scene.''

Seth Green (Buffy the Vampire Slayer): ''There was a rumor that Richard Simmons and I were engaged. We met once, but it was not a romantic thing at all.''

Kirsten Dunst (The Virgin Suicides): ''My boobs are real.''

Hal Sparks (E!'s Talk Soup): ''The rumor that I'm dating the cast of Walker, Texas Ranger is only 47 percent true. I'm only dating three stuntwomen and a catering woman. But don't let this out.''

Dustin Hoffmann: ''I did not have a nose job.''

Drea de Matteo (The Sopranos): ''I weally don't tawk like dis.''