''Sounds like you and Chia Head are officially on the rocks, Mr. Slick.''
Richard (Robert Patrick Benedict) to Ben (Scott Speedman) on his precipitous relationship with Felicity (Keri
Russell), on Felicity
''Rick Lazio — didn't he host Dance Fever?''
David Letterman, discussing Hillary Clinton's new senatorial opponent, on Late Show
''You're a fairly good judge of people — you hated Dr. Laura long
before the rest of the world did.''
Will (Eric McCormack) to Grace (Debra Messing), on Will & Grace
''Yesterday, Al Gore said that Syrian President Hafez Assad
should be held responsible if Israel's withdrawal from south
Lebanon sparks new violence because Assad controls the actions
of the Hizballah guerrillas. When asked his opinion on this
issue, George W. Bush said, 'My brain hurts,' and then ran
away.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
