BEST ON-SCREEN DUO
Bruce Willis/Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth
Sense) - Adam Sandler/The Sprouse Twins (Big Daddy) - Keanu
Reeves/Laurence Fishburne (The Matrix) - Mike Myers/Verne J.
Troyer (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) - Tom Hanks/Tim
Allen (Toy Story 2)
Voters won't want to reward the Sprouse twins, wary of creating a
new Olsen franchise, while the Willis/Osment and Reeves/
Fishburne team-ups lack the sense of humor displayed by past
winners like Rush Hour's Chan and Tucker and The Rock's Cage and
Connery. Hanks and Allen had the requisite repartee, but few will
want to spend 65 cents to phone in a G-rated vote. This year it's
Mini-Me's world; we just live three feet above it.
BEST VILLAIN
Mike Myers (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged
Me) - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Cruel Intentions) - Matt Damon (The
Talented Mr. Ripley) - Christopher Walken (Sleepy Hollow) - Ray
Park (Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace)
Walken and Park had the choppers, but not the chops, to be
hall-of-fame badasses, and since past evil champs (such as
Seven's Kevin Spacey and Speed's Dennis Hopper) have been all
mean, all the time, the empathetic Damon is out. Gellar's haughty
manipulator would have fit perfectly in a Real World house, but
she'll be evicted from this category for a repeat by 1998's
winner, Myers, who with his addictive catchphrases may win by one
meeeellion votes.
BREAKTHROUGH MALE PERFORMANCE
Jason Biggs (American Pie) -
Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense) - Jamie Foxx (Any Given
Sunday) - Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile) - Wes Bentley
(American Beauty)
Sure, voting for Biggs provides the opportunity for a
Butt-head-like ''Heh-heh...he 'broke through' that pie'' joke, but
the ultimate victor is historically made of sexier stuff. (Alumni
are Clooney and McConaughey.) This eliminates the not-yet-buff
Osment and the too-weepy Duncan. It comes down to Bentley, who
has the makings of an MTV idol, and Foxx, with his
already-established young fan base. Given the grosses of their
respective movies (Beauty, $129.7 million, versus Sunday's $75.5
million), the popcorn should go to Bentley.
BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Julia Stiles (10 Things I Hate
About You) - Carrie-Anne Moss (The Matrix) - Selma Blair (Cruel
Intentions) - Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie) - Hilary Swank
(Boys Don't Cry)
The ebulliently naked Elizabeth may tie up the pubescent vote
from those males still madly frame-advancing their racier PieDVDs, but it won't be enough to challenge the final battle
between flash (Moss) and class (Swank). While many more voters
saw Matrix than Boys, too many people link Matrix solely with
Reeves. Swank's fabled teen-star redemption (made official by her
Oscar) may earn more allegiance from those aspiring adults who
look forward to the days when they too can leave their 90210-ish
days behind.
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