''There's nothing wrong with [eating] a rat. It's just like a
squirrel without the fuzzy tail.''
Susan, truck driver and self-proclaimed ''redneck,'' on Survivor
''Tomorrow President Clinton meets with Israeli prime minister
Ehud Barak about the Middle East peace process, which is due to
be wrapped up...never.''
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show
''You're like a Jehovah's Witness with a good suit.''
Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) to persistent suitor Bill (John
Slattery), on Sex and the City
''Country singer Tim McGraw was arrested in New York yesterday
and was charged with assaulting a police officer at the George
Strait Country Music Festival. McGraw said he hasn't been this
embarrassed since he decided to sing country music in the first
place.''
Craig Kilborn on The Late Late Show
