''What happened — did the house jump out in front of you?''
Jay Leno, asking Matthew Perry about his recent car accident, on The Tonight Show
''She has to have a mocha drink from The Coffee Bean, but it's
hard to find one in every city in America, so sometimes we have
to send a private jet.''
Johnny Wright, Britney Spears' manager,
about the singer's daily caffeine needs, on Britney in Hawaii
''I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic
party. I just believe in parties.''
Samantha (Kim Cattrall), to a
fellow partygoer, on Sex and the City
''This weekend, the Yankees and the Mets played a big 'Subway
Series' right here in the city. Or as John Rocker calls it, the
'Unwed Pregnant Crackhead Sitting Next to the Hispanic Queer
Series.'''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
