How difficult was it writing dialogue for the President's penis?
Writing that part was a snap. I felt I understood it. I was really complimented recently when a woman who defined herself as a radical feminist told me she had never understood the relationship between a man and his penis until she read the Willard chapter in my book.

About that name...
But that's absolutely what he calls it. Gennifer Flowers says that.

You're a public figure. How would you like it if your penis' nickname ended up being printed in some magazine?
I call mine Vlad the Impaler.

Originally posted Jul 28, 2000 Published in issue #551-552 Jul 28, 2000 Order article reprints
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