''According to a new report, the U.S.-Canadian border is so
poorly patrolled that it's easy to sneak across. This means at
any moment Celine Dion could get back in the country.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''ABC is developing The Mole, in which a group of people engage
in a series of challenges. The hitch is that one of them is
trying to subvert the process...rumor has it it's the person
that keeps messing everything up.''
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show
''A new study shows that teens today are having less sex than a
decade ago. Part of the reason, apparently, is due to the AIDS
epidemic, and part is because of that naked fat guy on
Survivor.''
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
''Clinton's doing the best he can. Earlier today, he told the
Israeli prime minister, 'Well, you know, my last girlfriend was
Jewish.'''
David Letterman, discussing the Middle East peace
summit, on Late Show
