We interrupt this entertainment magazine for the following political bulletin: Singer Michael Bolton approves of the nomination of Joe Lieberman for Democratic VP. ''[He's] been a friend of mine for 15 years,'' says Bolton. ''I was so happy, I got my yarmulke out when I heard.'' Such is perhaps the most bizarre intersection of pop culture and politics we've run across. But boy, was there lots to choose from. As the campaign kicks off in earnest, and as Hollywood and the Beltway continue to merge (Sean Penn hugs Al Gore! Chaka Khan sings for George W. Bush!), we present EW's guide to starry-eyed politics.
If Abraham Lincoln were alive, he'd probably address the people with ''Fourscore and seven seasons of The Simpsons ago ... '' That's because these days political rhetoric seems to be driven by pop culture, as evidenced by the following.
— Corey Takahashi, with additional reporting by Rossiter Drake, Erin Podolsky, and Karen Valby
ACADEMY AWARD
Bill Clinton got a faux ''Best President'' Oscar at
a recent party hosted by California Gov. Gray Davis — which did not
amuse the Academy. ''This organization [is] nonpolitical,'' sniffs
an Oscar spokeswoman. Counters an adviser to Davis: ''It was done
in jest ... you can get [Oscar figurines] at the gift shop at the
Burbank airport, for godsakes.''
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
''It's the new hit show — Everybody Loves Lieberman,'' Rep. Edward Markey (D-Massachusetts) told a
convention panel. Everybody, that is, except Lieberman punching
bags Jerry Springer and Howard Stern.
HOP ON POP
The Dr. Seuss tale is a George W. favorite, as
revealed in a speech by wife Laura.
MARTIN, RICKY
The press — including Newsweek — labeled George P.
Bush (the half-Latino nephew of George W.) the Ricky Martin of
the Republican party.
THE PATRIOT
In a video directed by Spike Jonze, Gore revealed he has no interest in seeing Mel Gibson's flick. A
spokesman for the VP deadpans that the movie hit too close to
home: ''Gore is the father of a large family and he's embroiled
in a campaign against powerful special interests threatening to
take over the dream.''
PHILADELPHIA
Veep hopeful Lieberman slammed the Republican
convention, saying, '' ... not since Tom Hanks won an Oscar has
there been that much acting in Philadelphia.''
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
In her convention speech, Bush's foreign
policy adviser Condoleezza Rice thanked ''all those Private Ryans who served over the decades so that tyranny would not stand.''
SPINAL TAP
Before arriving on stage for his big convention
oration, Clinton was filmed walking through the Staples Center
corridors for a seemingly endless 105 seconds — an image some in
the press likened to a famed Spi¨al Tap scene. ''A comparison
like that is inept,'' snaps coproducer Tom Baer. ''That was a
comedy movie, this is a campaign for the heart and soul of
America.''
STAR TREK
Former Harvard roomie Tommy Lee Jones said he and
Gore ''watched Star Trek, when maybe we should have been studying
for exams.'' Insert your own Gore-is-Spock joke here.
SURVIVOR
Invited onto CBS' Early Show, Marvin Bush, brother of
George W., expounded on island diplomacy: ''I gotta tell you that
Sue is starting to wear a little bit thin on me right now.''
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