The Wit and Wisdom of Rudy

ON BEING A SEX SYMBOL
''I was in there last night, and when the rain came, all them women eased down our way and I had about five women in my lap all of a sudden ... Hey, I'm the old guy, don't forget. Them young guys mighta liked it. It's a pain in the ass to me.''

ON GOOD NUTRITION
''I ain't above eatin'.''

ON SIBLING SILLINESS
''I can't understand a guy talkin' to his sister that way. It sounded like Greg was, uh, talkin' maybe incest. That's the way it sounded to me.''

ON FAMILY VALUES
''I don't agree with, uh, babies outta wedlock, that kind of garbage, you know. Half of the problem they got in this country today, there's no family life, and then they're blaming the schools. It starts way before them kids go to school. They need a family. They need somebody beatin' 'em in the head.''

ON FORGIVENESS
''If I got f---ed along the way by somebody that gave me their word, I'd do something to 'em.''

ON AGING
''Not that my brain's any good, but, uh, I'd rather use that than my muscles, 'cause the muscles hurt now.''

ON BEING STUBBORN
''I ain't stubborn.''