''I'm smoking and I'm sleeping with Big again. Feel free to delete
me from your PalmPilot.''
A shamed Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker)
to Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) on Sex and the City
''He's done more for No-Doz than I ever did for Viagra.''
Bob Dole, discussing Al Gore on The Daily Show
''Everybody is in the spirit of Survivor. Earlier today, President
Clinton was voted off an intern.''
David Letterman on Late Show
''Tonight was Al Gore's acceptance speech. Gore tried to come off
like a regular guy. In fact, he said he's really no different
from most Americans who work hard, pay their taxes, and hate
their boss.''
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
''It was reported today that Kathie Lee Gifford will be performing
a concert this fall outside the Today show studios. It's all part
of her nationwide 'The Thing That Won't Go Away' tour.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
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