AMERICAN PSYCHO (Universal, R/unrated) Christian Bale sports fab '80s fashions, engages in smug small talk, and occasionally murders his friends and lovers.

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (Warner, R) Oliver Stone's gridiron epic drafts Al Pacino to -- this is new -- yell dramatically and at length, this time at Jamie Foxx.

LONGITUDE (A&E, unrated) Dava Sobel's surprise best-seller -- about the solving of navigation's trickiest problem -- begets a miniseries starring Jeremy Irons.

THE SIMPSONS TRICK OR TREEHOUSE (Fox, unrated) Six classics, including spoofs of The Shining and Cape Fear, with Sideshow Bob stepping in for Robert De Niro.

A SUMMER'S TALE (WinStar, unrated) The third in Eric Rohmer's ''Tales of the Four Seasons'' series follows a young Frenchman pining for three women.